Rossi
02-16-2005, 08:14 PM
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier
walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a
bit puzzled. When he was done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your
fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was
that told him about his "barracks door".
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her
counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a
soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw
was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.
walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a
bit puzzled. When he was done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your
fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was
that told him about his "barracks door".
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her
counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a
soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw
was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.