BiXLL
09-28-2004, 05:24 PM
I saw this posted on another site I go to.
_______A retired mans entertainment______
Working people often ask me what I do now that I'm retired:
Well, the other day, I went to the store. I was only in it for about
five minutes. When I cam out, there was a city cop writing a parking
ticket. I went up to him and rudely said, "Come on, give a guy a break!"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket. So, I called him a
worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first ticket. I continued to abuse him, and he continued to
write tickets... This went on for about 20 minutes.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had an
"Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.
At my age, it's important to try to have a little fun each day
_______A retired mans entertainment______
Working people often ask me what I do now that I'm retired:
Well, the other day, I went to the store. I was only in it for about
five minutes. When I cam out, there was a city cop writing a parking
ticket. I went up to him and rudely said, "Come on, give a guy a break!"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket. So, I called him a
worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first ticket. I continued to abuse him, and he continued to
write tickets... This went on for about 20 minutes.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had an
"Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.
At my age, it's important to try to have a little fun each day