M4ck
10-26-2004, 08:42 PM
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and
discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man
lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years laterhe won a gold medal in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs.
Several years ago a Vietnam veteran, who was high on cocaine and alcohol,rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and some war medals.
Now he's running as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States."
discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man
lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years laterhe won a gold medal in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs.
Several years ago a Vietnam veteran, who was high on cocaine and alcohol,rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and some war medals.
Now he's running as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States."